My Best Friend Is a Twisted Bitch Novel – My best friend once had this ridiculous dream of turning herself into a gorgeous, airheaded girl—just so she could “accidentally” spill coffee on the new CEO and catch his eye. She thought life worked like those over-the-top romance movies. Of course, I did everything I could to talk her out of it. She hesitated—but in the end, she let it go.
But then, like something ripped straight from one of those cheesy rom-coms, an intern actually did spill coffee on the CEO. And the kicker? She ended up becoming his wife. My best friend forced a smile and offered her congratulations, but I could see it—every ounce of resentment in her heart had quietly shifted onto me.
During a beach trip, she twisted her face in rage and shoved me into the ocean, screaming, “If you hadn’t meddled, I’d be the CEO’s wife by now, you miserable bitch!” I didn’t even have time to react. The next thing I knew… I woke up. And found myself right back on the night she first told me about her coffee-spilling plan. She was staring at me, eyes sparkling with delusional excitement, her hand gripping mine tightly.
I gently pulled away, gave her a soft smile, and said the words she had wanted to hear the most: “Go for it.” This time, I wasn’t going to stop her. Let’s see if she really had what it took to marry the CEO. “Selene! The new CEO’s single! Every woman in the office is totally obsessed with him!” “I’ve been binging all these rom-coms lately—they always fall for the cute, clumsy girls. I mean, I’m beautiful, sweet, and I totally give off that vibe.
Don’t you think I should just go for it?” Her familiar voice snapped me out of my daze—I was still reeling from the sensation of drowning just moments ago. “Selene! Are you even listening?” she whined.